weddingsv make me drug and hornr
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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