If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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