This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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