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what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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