I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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