I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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