also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
last night I used snow as a chaser
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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