I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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