Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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