I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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