when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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