what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
