plz talk dirty to me
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
