...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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