i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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