I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
