Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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