i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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