You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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