...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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