WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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