It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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