well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You ruined the universe
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize