I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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