yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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