please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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