He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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