I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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