i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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