your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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