Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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