but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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