what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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