All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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