i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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