so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
