Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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