plz talk dirty to me
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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