He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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