Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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