is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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