problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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