Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
A bitchslap is in order.
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