he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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