A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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