No, drunk sperm still make babies.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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