If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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