Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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