what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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