Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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