elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
A bitchslap is in order.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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