I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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