WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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