I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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