no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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