You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
