Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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