You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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