so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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